*ahem*
Sorry...
Although I think Christmas and Hanukkah are both equally stupid, and view participating in either archaic ritual completely ridiculous, the point is that YOU don't think that.
Therefore, to capitalize on your interest in these pointless things (and to be dichotomous about the whole commercialism thing... when in Rome...), I've created not one, not three, but FIVE new products in my awesome DeprecationWear store!!
What does that mean to you?
Well!
Since you feel obligated to buy gifts for friends and family (suckas!), why not support me instead, and buy some unique, sarcastic, and humorous merchandise for your more quirky and irreverent acquaintances!
How could you possibly pass up on these gems:
Yes, that was sarcasm.
Sometimes people just don't get it unless you have it in writing and tap it condescendingly.
I'm a fucking douche bag!
The most blunt thing I've made. A beer mug for the ironic hipsters, and the complete fucking douche bags you know. They both drink beer.
That wasn't a compliment
Who needs a yin
with this much yang?
Straight from my recent blog about potential, now you can "compliment" someone with an insult!
with this much yang?
And finally, an ode to independence. Or rather, in defiance against co-dependency. It's also vaguely sexual sounding. I wonder how that happened?
Well there you go folks. Five new products to fill your end-of-year purchasing lust.
C'mon!
BUY MY GODDAMN STUFF!!!!
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